A man walks into a restaurant with a
 full-grown ostrich behind him. The waitress
asks them for their orders. 

The man says, ‘A hamburger, fries and a
coke,’ and turns to the ostrich, ‘What’s yours?’ 

’I'll have the same,’ says the ostrich. 

A short time later the waitress returns with
 the order ‘That will be $9.40 please,’ and the
man reaches into his pocket and pulls out the
 exact change for payment. 

The next day, the man and the ostrich come
again and the man says, ‘A hamburger, fries
and a coke.’ 

The ostrich says, ‘I’ll have the same.’ 

Again the man reaches into his pocket and
pays with exact change.. 

This becomes routine until the two enter again.
 ’The usual?’ asks the waitress. 

’No, this is Friday night, so I will have a steak,
baked potato and a salad,’ says the man. 

’Same,’ says the ostrich. 

Shortly the waitress brings the order and says,
‘That will be $32.62.’ 

Once again the man pulls the exact change
out of his pocket and places it on the table. 

The waitress cannot hold back her curiosity
 any longer. ‘Excuse me, sir. How do you manage
 to always come up with the exact change in your pocket every time?’ 

’Well,’ says the man, ‘several years ago I was
cleaning the attic and found an old lamp. When
I rubbed it, a Genie appeared and offered me
two wishes. My first wish was that if I ever had
 to pay for anything, I would just put my hand in
my pocket and the right amount of money would
always be there.’ 



’That’s brilliant!’ says the waitress. ‘Most people
 would ask for a million dollars or something, but
you’ll always be as rich as you want for as long
 as you live!’ 

’That’s right. Whether it’s a gallon of milk or a
 Rolls Royce, the exact money is always there,’
 says the man.. 

The waitress asks, ‘What’s with the ostrich?’ 

The man sighs, pauses and answers, ‘My second
 wish was for a tall chick with a big ass  and long
 legs who agrees with everything I say.’